• You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
  • Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Friend2: "come back to bed"
  • Friend3: *various sex noises*
  • Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
  • Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
  • Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
  • Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
  • Person: So where are you from?
  • Me: I come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

brianmeh:

allyousneedlove:

that-confounded-bridge:

Every band has that one member who never says anything and looks like they’re 500% done with everyone’s shit

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Saw the Monty Python live broadcast yesterday, absolutely hilarious! (I still have “Sit On My Face” stuck in my head)

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image


Ahhh thunderstorms

theme.